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Monday, 2 September 2024

Punchlines Column 22 & 29 August 2024

Punchlines Column 22/08/24

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Aussie Condom Ad ~ Incredible!
Ball On A String - Fascinating!!
Bear attacks camera crew shooting advert...
BEER!! The perils of imbibing the dreaded throat lotion...
Best Card Trick Ever!! And that's official!
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Bored Engineers. JUST IMAGINE WHAT IT TOOK TO SET THIS UP!
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Catch That Pigeon! Impossible!
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Clever Dog!! It'll obey your EVERY command!
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Credit Crunch Recession Gubbins Explained (innanutshellinnit)
DIY Vasectomy Kit. Incredible!
Do you know where your partner is?? Track her mobile phone HERE!!!
Drag the pieces together to make a picture. Most difficult, but yes, it can be done completely in a couple of minutes! and it will give a round of applause you when it is complete!
Draw you own figure and make it come to life! Fascinating!
Dumb Britain~Easy Question about Left Hand Drive...Hilarious!!
England Football Team Training Session ~ c/o Mock The Week.
ENGRISH Innit!
EXTREME Marriage Proposal!! You'll LOVE this!
Fancy a nice cuppa coffee?
Find out YOUR name in Russian!!
Follow the instructions. Get ready to experience a(an) hallucination.
Four chords is all ya need for EVERY pop song ever made!! Its true!
FRANK SINATRA does MYSPACE!! Clever bit of business!!
Frog Leap Walkthrough ~ Incredible!!
Funny Images??
GLASS. A day made of glass. Fascinating!
Groucho Marx Roasts Johnny Carson...
Harassed Radio DJ!
Heineken- The Switch!!
HELP the Homeless!!!
HELP!!! My cursor is on FIRE!!!!
Here is a link to simply the best advertisement ever made. Honestly. It's awesome.
Here's a little test to get your brain cells flowing.....
Hey Listen Up Punk! How FAST are YOUR Reactions?!?!
Hilarious Opera Sketch
How Many Can You Spot?? This is fascinating. The stars of yesteryear!!
HUMAN CLOCK!! Click anywhere in the clock and it becomes digital, another click and it returns to normal.
I Will Guess Your Number!!
I've been spit-roasted, in Grosvenor House, by the boys from Chelsea FC
If you can figure out how she does it, please let me know.
Innit awful gerrin auld! This song will make your day.
Intelligence Test~ Give it a whirl!!
Laziest Cat in da World!!
Mainstream Comics & Much more!!
Make This Woman Say ANYTHING That You Want!!
Mobile Phone Cartoons - For the aspiring teenage moron...
Mobile Phone tracker ~ Find out what she's up to!!
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Original Awareness Test - Genuine Awareness Test. Give it a whirl!
Peter Kay ~ Misheard Lyrics Innit!
Planet Bollox!!
Put your cursor on the blokes head and see what happens!
Reciprocating Dingle Arm ~ Incredible!! This guy deserves an Oscar!
Run your mouse in ascending order numbers 1 to 33. No need to click. Keeps yer brainbocks aktiv innit!
Singing Bug!! This'll REALLY Bug You!!
Smack Da Penguin ~ Highly Addictive!!
Snuffy The Seal Story!
SPIDER YOU'LL SWEAR IT'S ALIVE Poke and prod the spider with your mouse, also 'grab' one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen tell me it's not alive!
Steven Wright - Funny Line "QUOTES"
STRIP TEASE - This is incredible! Keep pressing 'PLAY' when vid stops.
Subscribe to this!! THE DAILY MASH - Funniest Satire On Da Web!!
Tablecloth trick, Anyone who ever raised a son (or was one) will appreciate this.
Terminal 5 Like what you've never seen it before ~ Incredible!!
The 48 Laws of Power. Read this, then invade Poland! Too late they're all here!
The Daily Mail Song. by Dan & Dan. Very Funny!!
The driving manual says the average driver's reaction time is .75 seconds .... Or 1 car length for every 10 mph......
The Haddock!! - Best Taken With A Pinch Of Salt...
The IDEAL Woman!!!
The Jovers! A different class!
The Onion ~ USA's foremost satirical website.
This is definitely a must-watch. This is one of the coolest things I have seen!
This is interesting. Find out how many days old you are!!! Give it a whirl, you know you want to...
Towel Dance ~ Circus Soleil. ACE!!
Vent act Jeff Dunham - The funniest comedy routine I have seen in decades!?!?!
VERY addictive golf game!!
Virtual Pilot - Have a go, try and land the plane!!
Visit The Oatmeal ~ It's Just UNBELIEVABLE!!
Wal~Martians!! BEWARE!
Want Crabs?
WAR on TERROR - The Boardgame!! Through the fog of an often collusive and compliant media comes this extraordinary game, achieving, with its black humour, its own truth about the pernicious 'War on Terror'
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Why a man should always let the woman talk first
Wolfram|Alpha free search engine to make all systematic knowledge immediately accessible to everyone.
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