The missus has asked if I could help with her latest diet, so I have hidden her teeth. She has that many chins, she’s had to put a bookmark in, to remind her where her mouth is. Such is life...
How can you tell if someone is vegan? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you! In fact they’ll drone on and on and on about it. Fascinating!
Q) What is a fisherman’s favourite mode of transportation?
A) A motor Pike and side Carp.
Thought for Thursday: Compliment people. Magnify their strengths, not their weaknesses.
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