1) You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
2) Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
3) You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
4) You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
5) You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
6) You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
7) You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
8) You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the wardrobe.
9) You refill your glass from the fish tank.
10) You tell everyone you have to go home and the party's at your place.
11) You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
12) You yawn at the biggest bore in the room and realise you're in front of the hall mirror.
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