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Sunday 25 March 2018

IS IT BETTER TO PURCHASE OR LEASE?

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of
foolish men and cunning women.

Purchasing
The maths on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
It ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.

This is Heather...

                         

Leasing
On the other hand,  New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favorite hooker, Kristen,  Charged $4,000 per night.


This is Kristen...



So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
He would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?... 



Where would you rather be?... 


Leasing just makes more sense.

THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....

IF IT DRIVES, FLIES, FUCKS, OR FLOATS............RENT IT!

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