Pinocchio,Snow White & Superman...

         

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world.."

"I am entering" said Snow White.

After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

" First Place ," said a smug Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign:

"Contest to find the strongest man in the world.."

"I'm entering," says Superman.

After half an hour he returns and they ask him,

"How did you make out?""

" Came First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"

They continue walking when they see a sign:


"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"

Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the fuck is OSCAR PISTORIOUS?" asked Pinocchio....