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Wednesday 10 August 2011

Riots Latest!! ~ Cameron asserts authority...



Breaking News: Riot Latest!! Manchester Gay Village is on fire. Police and fireman are at the scene, together with a construction worker, a red indian and a cowboy...


In an effort to calm things in Tottenham, Spurs manager Harry Redknapp has signed several new 'ethnic' players ahead of their game against Everton on Saturday. - Olaf a De Fires, French international Andrei Grabatelly, German winger Nick De Cashtill and the Japanese twins Rio Ting and Lou Ting.

Wheres that f***ed up Norwegian guy who likes shooting teenagers en masse when you need him?


ITV: Next week on Jeremy Kyle Show ~ " i fink my gf cheated while i was out rioting.'"





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