Resetting The Password

  

THEM; Sorry  that password has expired - you must register a new one.

US: Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

THEM; No, but your password has expired - you must get a new one.

US; Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

THEM; Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

US: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

THEM; No, you must get a new one.

US: I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

THEM; Sorry, you must get a new one.

US: OK, roses.

THEM; Sorry you must use more letters.

US: Okay, pretty roses...


THEM; No good, you must use at least one numerical character.

US: OK, 1 pretty rose

THEM; Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

US: OK, 1prettyrose

THEM; Sorry, you must use additional characters.

US: OK, 1fuckingprettyrose

THEM; Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

US: OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose

         THEM; Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

US: OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose


THEM; Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.


US: OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

THEM; Sorry, that password is currently being used.