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Thursday 16 May 2013

Man & Woman Conversation...




Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: £3.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £450. In one year, it would be approximately £5400 ...correct?


Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend  £5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at £108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari then?

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