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Friday, 6 November 2009


A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their
25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening
25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,

"When you first saw my
naked body in front of you,
what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to screw
your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked,
"What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "Mission Accomplished!"


The Doctor's Tale

Dr. Dave had slept with one of his patients
and felt really guilty.

No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t shake the sense of betrayal.
But every once in a while he’d hear a reassuring voice in his head saying

“Dave, don’t worry about it. You’re not the first doctor
to sleep with a patient, you won’t be the last
and you’re single. Just let it go.”

But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality
by whispering
“Dave, you’re a vet.”

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