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Tuesday 18 March 2014

St Paddy's Day!

Happy Paddy's Day People! Have a great day, but remember that we're English, and please celebrate St.George's Day on April 23rd with equal vigour! Yes, it’s that day again when the Irish miss work and spend all day drinking Monday. It's said that a thousand Irish people die from alcoholic poisoning every year on St Patrick's day.
That's two more than any other day!

"What do we want for Paddy's Day?"
"Northern Ireland accents!"
"When do we want them?"

St Paddy's Day! Pat sez to Mick, "Where didya get that six-leaf clover?" Mick replies, "Our Seamus has thousands of 'em growing up in his loft!"

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