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Thursday 13 March 2014

Oscar Pistorius Latest!

What with cricket bats, shots, stumps. I thought I was watching the Test Match Special on TV. But it was the Oscar Pistorius trial!   Apparently, a new witness has come forward saying they saw a sawn-off man with a shotgun.

Roses are red, violets are glorious,
Don't creep up, on Oscar Pistorius!

South African Police have said that Oscar Pistorius may get the electric chair.I reckon that he was dangerous enough on a pair of stilts, never mind giving the nutter a mobility scooter!

Q) What do Oscar Pistorius & Man City have in common?

A) They both lost both legs and only managed four shots on target....

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