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Thursday, 29 December 2011

Alzheimers/Dementia/Memory Loss. Have I already told you this?

Roger , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old .

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their

wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is

concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they

spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the

expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door

opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and

she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,

and it's Roger. He is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised,

Jenny consents. When the newly-weds are done, Roger kisses his bride,

bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is

back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,

ready for more action, which they enjoy once more.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I

am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and

so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were

only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I

have been in here before?'

Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.

PS. Have I already sent this to you ?

Just found out my grandad has dementia.  I just hope and pray that it doesen't run in the family, because my grandad has got it as well.

The singer Glen Campbell has the dreaded malady of dementia too.  Apparently, he's getting cards and letters from people he don't even know!

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