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Monday 21 September 2009

Chinese Jokey Stuff....

Wan Hung Lo calls work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. my back legs gone, I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Wan Hung Lo, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go my wife and tell her give me make love. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Low calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house – it very rubbery!"

I upset the waitress at the local chinese restaraunt last night. I asked her if she had a dim sun. Apparently, he attends a special school. Oh folly folly foxtrot!

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