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Monday 21 September 2009

Old Folks Guidelines...

Apparently, many old folk are quite confused about how they should present themselves. They are unsure about the kind of image that they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the designers in London, New York and Paris inflict upon the world. So I made a bona-fide study of the situation and here are the results.Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do NOT go together:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and thermal underwear

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a beer belly

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. In-line skates and a zimmer frame

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