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Monday, 21 September 2009

The Local Gossip Joke.

Elsie Grabknuckle, the local gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the community’s morals, kept poking her nose into other people's business. Several parish members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their distance. She made an error, however, when she accused Albert Slopbucket, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old Land Rover parked in front of The Pit Bull & Stanley Knife public house, one late afternoon. She emphatically told Albert and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. Albert, a man of few words, stared at her for a minute, about turned and walked off. He didn't attempt to elaborate, defend, or deny. He said nowt. Much later that night, Albert quietly parked his Land Rover in front of Elsie’s house. He then proceeded to walk home, and left it there all night long.


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