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Monday 17 April 2017

United Airlines.....


1. Board the plane as a doctor - leave as a patient.

2, Would you like a neck pillow, or a neck brace?

3. We have Red Eye and Black Eye flights available!

4. We have an offer you can't refuse. No really.

5. Did you want a window seat or a concussion?

6. If we can't beat our competitors, we beat our customers.

7. We put the hospital in hospitality
8. Tell us your safe word at check in.

9. Now serving punch on all fights.

10. No volunteers? Unseat -> Beat -> Repeat ...

11. What do you call a doctor with two black eyes? A frequent flyer.

12.  Aisle, window or ringside seat, sir?

13. “Drag and Drop”

14. “Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers can”

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