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Tuesday, 4 April 2017

The Belief....

                     


As we grow older and therefore wiser, we gradually realise that wearing a £300 or a £30.00 watch - - they both tell the same time. This is not a wind-up! 

Whether we carry a £300 or a £30.00 wallet/handbag - - the amount of money inside is the same. I always carry a photo of the wife and kids in my wallet.  It reminds me why there's no money in there!

Whether we drink a bottle of £500 or £5 wine - - the hangover is the same. I tried cooking with wine too. After six glasses in the kitchenette, I forgot what I had gone in there for!

Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3,000 sq. ft. - - loneliness is the same. I live in a listed building. It lists at 45 degrees!

Whether you drive a £1,000 Reliant Robin Interceptor, 3 litre Ghia Hatchback, Trans-Am, or a £80,000 Lexus --they both serve the same purpose. 

You will realise that your true inner happiness does not come from the MATERIAL things of this world.
Therefore, I hope you realize, when you have mates, pals and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sung songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven and earth - - That is true happiness!!



SIX UNDENIABLE FACTS OF LIFE:
1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be happy. So when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price.
2. Best awarded words: "Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food."
3. The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up he or she will find one reason to hold on.
4. There is a big difference between a human being and being human. Only a few really understand it.
5. You are loved when you are born. You will be loved when you die. In between, You have to manage!
6. If you just want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone! But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together!

SIX BEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD:
1. Sunlight
2. Rest
3. Exercise
4. Diet
5. Self Confidence
6. Friends

Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy a healthy life.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.


                             

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