Arranged marriages....

I told my son, "you will marry the girl I choose."

He said, "no way!"

I told him, "she is Bill Gates daughter."

He said, "yeah!"

I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son,"

Bill Gates said, "no way!"

I told Bill Gates, "my son is the C.E.O. of the World Bank."

Bill Gates said, "okay!"

I called the president of World Bank and asked him to make my son the C.E.O.

He said, "no chance whatsoever!”

I told him, "my son is Bill Gates son-in-law.


He said, "okay!"

And that folks is exactly how politics works...