The Newlyweds...

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and have a few beers with 

all the boys. So, he said to his new wife: 'Darling, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland ,
Japan, India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
by saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise.. OK?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochie -pooh?'

She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors doeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps,pork strips,

etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, you bastard? Drink your fucking beer in your
twatting frozen mug and eat your shitty snacks, because you are married now,

and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

so he stayed home............




........and, they lived happily ever after.