These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)Q. Name the four seasons
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegarQ. How is dew formed
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspireQ. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowedQ. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an electionQ. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)Q... What happens to your body as you age
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinentalQ. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery (So true)Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A.. Premature deathQ. What is artificial insemination
A... When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cowQ. How can you delay milk turning sour
A.. Keep it in the cow (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized (e.g. The abdomen)
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U (?)
Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lieQ. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. NearbyQ. What is the most common form of birth control
A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in RomeQ. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight (brilliant)
Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his nappy and wraps it around his head. (now we’re getting somewhere)
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Thursday, 31 July 2014
The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination
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Can't wait for the degree course. Should be a doddle after passing my 11 plus back in 1946. guess I'll just have to sharpen me quill penReplyDelete
Luvvit! I'm sure you mean 19-46 last night! Ha!ReplyDelete