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Sunday 6 July 2014

Rolf Harris Latest!

Last night, when the cell door slammed shut behind him, Rolf Harris put his head in his hands and began to sob uncontrollably. Suddenly, behind him, a voice started singing, "Do you think I would leave you crying, when there's room in my bunk for two - Climb up here Rolf, we'll soon be flying, when you touch my didgeridoo!"

Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota , took a
lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. As soon as he could manage,
he took himself to the doctor.

He said: "How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and
my fiance, Lena, is still a Virgin -- in every vay."

The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint to
let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but
leave it on dere as long as you can."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided
splint, and taped it all together... quite an impressive work of art.

Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on
their honeymoon to Duluth .

hat night in the Motel , Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her
beautiful, untouched breasts.

She said: "'re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."

Olof immediately dropped his pants and replied: "Look at dis Lena
... still in DA CRATE!"


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