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Thursday 7 February 2013

Scotland the Brave!

I was in a pub the other night and heard three girls with an overabundance of flesh, who could be described as being on the 'avant garde side of petite', talking at the bar.  Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"    One of them screeched, "It's WALES, you bloody idiot!"   So I apologised and replied,
"I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And...that's the last thing I remember....

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