Definitions by Gender....

                              

 GUBBINS:
 female: Any part under a car's bonnet.
 male: A fastener on women's clothing.

VULNERABLE:
 female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
 male: Playing football without a jockstrap.

 COMMUNICATION:
 female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
 male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the
boys.

 BUM:
 female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
 male: What you slap when someone scores a goal.
 Also good for mooning.

 COMMITMENT:
 female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
 male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.

 ENTERTAINMENT:
 female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
 male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

 FLATULENCE:
 female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
 male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male
 bonding.