Jimmy Savile - Now, then, now, then, now then....

Two female radio presenters claim that they were groped on air by Dave Lee Travis.

One was asked 'Were you grabbed by the Hairy Cornflake?'

'No the tits' she replied...

Staff at Stoke Mandeville Hospital have banned Santa Claus from the childrens ward this forthcoming Christmastide. Apparently, letting a man in with white hair, outrageous clothing and a full sack was thought to be wholly inappropriate!

George Clooney is to make a filum about the life of Jimmy Savile. It's gonna be called, 'Oh, She's Eleven!'

More BBC scandal! Witnesses have said they saw the late Rod Hull with his arm up a young bird!!