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Friday 5 February 2010

Old Sayings or Urban Myth??

1. They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it

was taken & sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor"

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot. They "didn’t have a

pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.

2. Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled

pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to

hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

3. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice

clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all

the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying,

"Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

4. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for

animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it

rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying

"It's raining cats and dogs."

5. There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the

bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big

posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into


6. The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor". The

wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on

floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened

the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way doorway,

hence: a threshold.

7. In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every

day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat.

They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over

the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme:

Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.

8. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over,

they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the

bacon". They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

9. Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead

to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for

the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

10 Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the

middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

11. Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers

out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them

for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather

around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

12. England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they

would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening

these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they

had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the

coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all

night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was

considered a dead ringer.

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