A man finds himself in hospital. Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonising pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a voluptous young nurse hovering over him.
He then realised he'd obviously been in a serious accident. She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly
say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
THAT MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!