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Monday 16 October 2017

The Chain Letter....

Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton with ventilation holes (optional), send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of everyone else`s list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among the women, will be at least 0.5 Miss Worlds, 2.5 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,244 bi-sexual women. In total that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and more shaggable than the grumpy old harridan you posted off. And there`s more! Your original package is guaranteed not be one one of those that comes to you.One bloke for example who sent the letter to only five instead of nine mates got his original package back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in. On the same day the international model he`d been living with moved out to live with his best friend     (to whom he had not sent the chain ) .


This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about sweet Jack Schitt. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.

Do not wait, send this letter to nine of your friends.

Good luck!!


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