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Friday, 26 February 2016

Male Sensitivity Test………


1. In the company of females, sexual intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.

B. Fancy a back scuttle?

C. Taking the pigskin bus to up into Tuna Town.


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five Jagerbombs.


3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don’t miss Man Utd v Milan on Sky Sports.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you’ve just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. £50 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained ten pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence whatsoever on your affectionate feelings for her.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.


7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.

B. An oxymoron.

C. A moron.


8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to entrée.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long queue is to an amusement park ride.


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I’m not in right now, please leave a message after the tone."                      

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU!"

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus, in the first place.

Evaluating Results: If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to
make sure you really ARE a bloke.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You’re a tad confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAIN MAN, DUDE!"

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