That 'Green' Thing....

             

At the checkout at Tesco, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment. Furthermore, there's a charge of 5p per bag now.
The woman apologised to the young girl and explained, "We didn't have this 'green thing' back in my earlier days."


The young checkout girl responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."

The older lady said that she was right -- our generation didn't have the "green thing" in its day. The older lady went on to explain:
Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the corner shop. They were sent then back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.

Grocery shops bagged our groceries in brown paper bags and cardboard boxes that we reused for numerous things. Most memorable besides household rubbish bags was the use of brown paper bags as covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property (the books provided for our use by the Manchester Education Committee) was not defaced by our doodlings. Then we were able to personalise our books on the brown paper bags. But, too bad we didn't do the "green thing" back then.
We walked up stairs because we didn't have an lift in every Co-op shop and office building. We walked to the corner shop and the chippy and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two hundred yards.

But she was right. We didn't have the "green thing" in our day.

Back then we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling machine burning up 220 volts. Wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always 'designer' clothing.

But that young lady is right; we didn't have the "green thing" back in our day.
Back then we had one telly or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Manchester. In the kitchenette, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol or electricity just to mow the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electrifying electricity.

But she's right; we didn't have the "green thing" back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blade in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull.

But we didn't have the "green thing" back then.

Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mums into a 24-hour taxi service in the family's £45,000 SUV or van, which cost what a whole house did before the"green thing." We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest Mc Donalds burger joint.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the "green thing" back then?


We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off... Especially from a tattooed, multiple pierced smart arse who can't count change without the cash register telling them how much.

End of rant!