The Disease...

While in China , a British bloke is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the UK, he wakes one morning to find his tallywacker covered with bright green and magenta spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a quack. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The fella returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian Venereal Disease. (MVD)

It's very rare and almost unheard of here in the UK , we know very little about it."

The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me an injection or summat and fix me up, Doc ."

The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your tallywacker."

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"

The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only option."

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."

The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My British doctor wants to cut off my penis!"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid Blitish docttah, always want oppawate. Make more money dat way. No need amputate!"

"Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims.

"Yes", says the Chinese doctor. "Wait two week. it faw off by itself!