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Sunday, 6 September 2015

Chilcot Report Military Jargon Explained:

Engage the Enemy means "to blow summat up".

Surgical Strike means "to blow up summat small".

Decapitate means "to blow up any Jihadist extremist operatives".

Collateral Damage means "to accidentally blow up summat of theirs".

Friendly Fire means "to accidentally blow up summat of ours".

Target of Opportunity means "to blow summat up on a whim"

Kinetic Targeting means "to blow up summat that's moving"

Ordnance is "summat what does the blowing up"

An Asset is "summat that can be blown up"

Chilcot Report Embedded Media means "a report that's blown out of proportion"

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