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Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Antony Worrall Thompson Jokes.... (to be taken with a pinch of salt)

Photo courtesy of Ready-Steady-Crook

Antony Worrall Thompson is accused of stealing ten bottles of wine. The Crown Prosecution Service said he'd have to go away and nick two more bottles before they could make a case of it...

Q) Why did the chicken cross the road?
A) Because it was stuffed up Mr Worrall Thompsons jacket, Your Honour.

 I visited Antony Worrall Thompson's restaurant last week.  The Maitre d sez "Do you have any reservations?"  "Well I'm bit worried that you'll nick my hat and coat".

Antony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting cheese? How Dairy!

The Worral Thompson Omelette Recipe: First, you steal six eggs...

Apparently, they're ALL at it!! Nigella Lawson just been spotted coming out of Harrods with what looked like two melons up her jumper!!

Antony Worrall Thompson can now be found on Twitter.However, the only person following him is a security bloke.

This year, Christmas was superb at the Worrall Thompson house. They enjoyed a lovely Stollen cake, not forgetting stolen cheese, and wine as well.

Try the New Anthony Worrall Thompson Diet, cheese, wine, then porridge..

Worrall Thompson latest:  It really looks like he is going to be serving Thyme.

More to follow!!!
And that was only for starters!!

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