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Sunday 8 May 2011

More Osama Jokes...





There is already a new drink out to commemorate the events on May 1st. The new drink is called the "Bin Laden" and it consists of 2 shots and a splash of water!


anagram of osama bin laden is, "lob man in da sea"

Reports are coming in that Osama Bin Laden had converted to Hinduism before he died. Eyewitnesses reported seeing a red dot on his forehead just before he was shot.


Sir Elton John is to release a single following the death of osama bin laden "sandles in the bin" will be released next week


I bet Bin Laden wished he'd never filled that f**kin' census form in now!

There is already a new drink out to commemorate the events on May 1st. The new drink is called the "Bin Laden" and it consists of 2 shots and a splash of water!

Osama Bin Laden they could not find him in the mountains,they could not find him in the desert,they could not find him in the caves of Borra Borra,where did they find him? --in his house







Osama Bin Laden has just broadcast a public message on Al Jazira TV to prove he is still alive. He said " Everton were shit on Saturday". However, US intelligence sources have dismissed it saying he could have recorded it anytime in the last 10 years.

What does Kate Middleton have in common with Osama Bin Laden ?  Last Sunday they both had their back doors smashed in and shot in the face by a bloke in the

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