The wife asked me....

The missus asked me, "How many women have you slept with?" I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others, I was wide awake." Hospital Visiting Hours are 10 AM to 8 PM

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Levels of stress:
You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside
your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful!
But at the hospital they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that
you are going to be father. You say that you are not the father,
but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful!

So then...... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and
probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.


NOW THAT'S STRESS!!