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Tuesday 15 February 2011

The Secrets Of Marriage...




The missus phoned me on Saturday, at the crack of noon. She was in a bit of a state and curtly informed me that I needed to get to the hospital immediately. Apparently, the mother-in-law was in a terrible way and about to shuffle off this mortal coil. I informed her that the Derby match was match live on TV. The missus reckoned that I could record it and watch it later. You should have seen the look on her face, when I turned up at the hospital with a camcorder and tripod!

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