A husband and wife are shopping in Tesco.
The husband picks up a case of Stella and puts it in their shopping trolley.
"What do you think you're doing? " asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only £10 for 24 cans " he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them." demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on, the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It 's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful " replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Stella and it's half the price."
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25 please, we have a husband down.'
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