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Sunday 22 August 2010

10 (TEN) thoughts for the day...

10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can

8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an
erection, fetch donner kebab & beer.

7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Give a fish man
and it'll feed him for a month (or 2)

6 - Some people are like a Slinky... Not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the

5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial
tax cut saves you 50p?

2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.


We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions
of cars in Britain. But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands
of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put
the DVLA in charge of immigration...

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