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Monday, 10 August 2015

The Rare Disease...


           
This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes are
bulging and his ears are protruding. He becomes very concerned. So he goes
to his doctor and asks him what is wrong with him. The doctor told him that
he has a rare disease that will require him to take this medication for
several months to clear up the disease, however the medication will make his
hair fall out permanently. Several months later the guy's eyes are still
bulging and his ears are still protruding, more so now that his hair is
gone. So this time he goes to a different doctor who informs him that he has
a liver problems and that they will have to remove part of his liver. So the
guy has the surgery only to find out months later, his eyes are still
bulging and his ears are still protruding.

Determined to find out what is wrong with him he goes to another doctor who
tells him that the nerves in his hands are pinching the nerve endings in his
ears and his eyes and the only way to resolve the problem is to have his
hands amputated. Sadly, the guy lets his hands be amputated.

Months later, the man still has the problem. He goes to another specialist
who informs him that the cause is a rare blood disease and that the man only
has a few months to live. The guy is hysterical at this point and resolves
that if he only has months to live he is going to live it up. So he goes out
to buy a brand new sports car, new furniture, and a new wardrobe. However,
when he went to order some custom shirts, the tailor told him he took a
17-inch neck.

"No, I've always taken a 15-inch neck."

"But sir, you have a 17-inch neck."

"Listen - I'm 45 years old, and for the past 30 years I've taken a 15-inch
neck."

"Okay, I'll do it. But you do know what happens when the neck is too small?"

"What?"

"It makes your eyes bulge and your ears protrude."

                   

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