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Saturday 20 November 2010

Diamond Bracelet Joke...

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more
closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed
her little woopsie and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her - Good looking as well!

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of
a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident',
she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers,

"Madam - if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit
yourself when I tell you the price!"

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