Male Sensitivity Test...

1. In the company of females, sexual intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.

B. Fancy a Donald (Duck)?

C. Taking the pigskin bus to Tuna Town.







2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only

after you've both shared:




A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual

relationship.




B. Your blood-test results.




C. Five tequila slammers.







3. You time your orgasm so that:




A. Your partner climaxes first.




B. You both climax simultaneously.




C. You don't miss Man Utd v Milan on Sky Sports.







4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:




A. Healthy, creative love-play.




B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.




C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever

find out about.







5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had

sex with is:




A. The best part of the experience.




B. The second best part of the experience.




C. £50 extra.







6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the

last month. You tell her that it is:




A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.




B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.




C. A conservative estimate.







7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:




A. A myth.




B. An oxymoron.




C. A moron.







8. Foreplay is to sex as:




A. An appetizer is to entree.




B. Primer is to paint.




C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.







9. Which of the following are you most likely to find

yourself saying at the end of a relationship?




A. "I hope we can still be friends."




B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message after the tone...."




C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU!"







10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:




A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope

with that sort of intimacy.




B. Is uptight and a waste of time.




C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first

place.







Evaluating Results:




If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to

make sure you really ARE a man.




If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy.

You're a little confused.




If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAIN MAN!"










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