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Monday, 7 September 2015

If You Want To Unsubscribe....

     


If you wish to unsubscribe from this Jokey-Blogginton, then you must first purchase a proper Knight Token-A- Matic anomaly in the power output of the in the comedic humour prism chamber adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit. The unit can be obtained from most branches of Tesco stores and chiropractitioner clinics. Be sure to obtain the proper permissions to operate the unit from the temporal wingnuts. Regulatory Commission and the Health & Safety At Work Act (1973) Local Government definitions in the UK.


Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and stack each component in its accompanying polypropathene safety box. Mount the axionic deflector shell adjacent to on top of the augment the ventral nanotech drive refibulator and attach them using the starboard vacuum chamber. Ensure that the refibulator is mounted at a 45 degree angle and properly dispersed so that it is flush with the curved section of the Pyrex thistle tube. Place the four sections of the triangular separation gear into the posture cylinder and lock them into place using the band aid adhesive strip. Insert the waggling pin into the wibbling hole, making sure that it seated correctly. Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt batteries in the power chamber vacuum slottage.

The device should be calibrated before operation using the optional digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to operation. Insert the digital corkscrew through the electronic combustion service chamber using caution not to touch the reinforced tungsten igniter control module and quickly turn the inverter drive to 28.6 degrees. Turn the Austin Token A-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit upside down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce lump hammer while shaking the unit vigorously. Force open the door to
the incineration valve compartment and set the pressure gauge to 719 psi. Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. The unit should now be properly calibrated and ready to use.


Before activating the Austin Token-A-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to a height of 229 feet above sea level to insure that the unit receives the proper oxygen level and barometric pressure. Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast to within the parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite and apply pressure to the wing shaft on the southern most section of the modular accelerator. Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with the unit, rotate the heater core to the "on" position. The "on" position has been obtained when the green light begins to flash, signifying that the red light is about to go off. Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch labeled "ON/OFF" to the "ON" position and count to 47 before logging on to the system. Logon using your username and password and wait for the prompt. Once prompted you must tick the box with the appropriate action you wish to take and then press
the pressure release button and turn off the compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 meters per minute. Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, shift, number lock, escape and tab simultaneously. Press enter. You will have one second to complete the procedure. If you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, simply purchase a new Austin Token- A-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation Unit and start from the beginning.










   

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