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Friday, 10 July 2015

Missing Woman Alert!


   


This bloke went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:


Husband : I've lost my wife; she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.


Inspector : What is her height ?


Husband: I never checked.


Inspector : Slim or healthy ?.


Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.


Inspector : Colour of eyes ?


Husband : Never noticed.


Inspector : Colour of hair ?


Husband : Changes according to season.


Inspector : What was she wearing?


Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.


Inspector : Was she driving?


Husband : Yes.

Inspector : Tell me the number,name & colour of the car ?


Husband : A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...


Inspector: Don't get upset sir,... . .We'll find your car.....


             

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