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Friday, 10 July 2015

Missing Woman Alert!


This bloke went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband : I've lost my wife; she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector : What is her height ?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector : Slim or healthy ?.

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector : Colour of eyes ?

Husband : Never noticed.

Inspector : Colour of hair ?

Husband : Changes according to season.

Inspector : What was she wearing?

Husband : Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector : Was she driving?

Husband : Yes.

Inspector : Tell me the number,name & colour of the car ?

Husband : A black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horsepower teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector: Don't get upset sir,... . .We'll find your car.....


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