Can I buy a bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you love peace and quiet."
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. [Nice one!!]
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like ................. night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.